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I know I’m about to lose 90% of you when I say this next bit, but please try to stick with me. It’s worth it. Ready?
I had a dream the other night. And I’m going to tell you about it.
It’ll be painless, I promise.
I dreamt that some other lady (and I use that word very loosely) baked my husband cookies.
And, here’s the really horrible part: He ate them, y’all.
When I woke up I was practically shaking with anger. I was furious. I was livid. I was all of those other words in the thesaurus that say “I mean business.”
So, I ran to the kitchen and decided to bake some cookies that would knock his stupid, cheaty teeth out.
Wait, that’s not right.
Knock his socks off. I wanted to knock his socks off. In a nice way. Because it was just a dream.
These cookies? They did the trick. He is currently walking around barefoot. With a black eye, because I’m sorry, but you don’t eat another woman’s cookies. It’s just not proper.
I’m calling these Sundae Cookie Bars, not because I topped them with ice cream. No. It’s because sandwiched between two layers of chocolate chip cookies is a gooey, delicious layer of hot fudge and caramel ice cream topping. You’re gonna want a glass of milk.
Sundae Cookie Bars
Ingredients
- 1 cup butter, softened 2 sticks
- 1/2 cup granulated sugar
- 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 2 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips 12-oz. pkg.
- 1/4 - 1/2 cup Hot Fudge ice cream topping softened
- 1/4 - 1/2 cup Caramel ice cream topping softened
Instructions
- Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line a 9x13 baking dish with parchment paper or spray with cooking spray.
- In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat together the butter and sugars until light and creamy.
- Beat in the vanilla and eggs, one at a time, until thoroughly combined.
- In a small bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt.
- Gradually add the flour mixture to the butter mixture, beating well.
- Stir in the chocolate chips.
- Use your hands to press half of the dough into the bottom of the baking dish. (It will be a pretty thin layer and you'll really need to press it in.)
- Spread the hot fudge sauce in a thin, even layer over the cookie dough. Use just enough to completely cover the dough.
- Spread the caramel sauce over the hot fudge in a thin layer, using just enough to completely cover.
- Take small chunks of the remaining cookie dough and flatten them into small pieces in your hand and place each piece in a single layer over the top of the caramel. You'll need to press the pieces pretty thin in order to have enough to mostly cover the top. It's okay if there are a small gaps, the cookies will spread as they bake.
- Bake for 25 - 35 minutes, checking for the doneness you prefer. (I like them a bit gooey.)
Valerie says
That made me laugh out loud! These look beyond amazing….can’t wait to try them!
Jen @ Jen's Favorite Cookies says
Gorgeous!! And that was much more tame than the dream I had! I hate that lingering after-dream feeling. But I love cookies!
Stephanie @ Macaroni and Cheesecake says
These look completely addictive! And I love the layer of hot fudge & caramel in the middle!
joanne says
How COULD HE?!?!? I totally have dreams like that actually. And see no problem in feeling utterly self righteous about being angry for days after.
These are love. In cookie bar form.
Chung-Ah | Damn Delicious says
I love that you made these after that “cheating” dream! I’m sure your husband will never eat someone else’s cookies ever again.
Blog is the New Black says
These look totally amazing!
Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar says
Are you kidding me??!!! AHHHHHHH!! I want this!
Rachel {My Coffee Cravings} says
As a fellow low-carb dieter, this dessert is like torture! I don’t know how you do it! Total temptation right there!
Karly says
@Rachel {My Coffee Cravings},
I don’t. ๐ The low carb thing didn’t last as long as I had hoped. I found myself not wanting to bake or cook anything at all and it just wasn’t working out. I’m exercising instead. It sucks. ๐
Rachel {My Coffee Cravings} says
@Karly, It really is hard to keep up such a restrictive diet. I try to keep myself right around 100 grams of carbs a day (nowhere near how low you were!) and that isn’t nearly enough when you’re dying for a dessert like this one! Exercising is definitely an awesome alternative if you get to eat stuff like this. Great recipe ๐
Averie @ Averie Cooks says
Karly these look insanely good! I’d love one right now!
Heather says
I’ve woke up more than a few times mad at my husband. The cookies look amazing!
shelly (cookies and cups) says
Getting anymore than a “they’re fine” from my husband when it comes to cookies is basically impossible. What is wrong with these men that they have to go around cookie cheating in dreams???
sally @ sallys baking addiction says
Holy yum! These look like the most PERFECT chocolate chip cookie bars I’ve ever seen. Seriously. They belong in a magazine. And what a delicious way to serve them up. And PS: I think I’d be in rage if some other gal baked my boyfriend cookies!!
Hallie12409 says
I’m glad I’m not the only woman who gets mad at her husband for dream cheating. It always takes me awhile to calm myself down and realize it wasn’t actually my husband. The poor guy, I’m a handful. Hehe.
Tee says
Good gravy! These look amazing!
Dorothy @ Crazy for Crust says
LOVE. I could eat a ton of these.