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Y’all are going to hate me for this.
You’ll never forgive me. You’ll shun me. You’ll kick me off the internet and call me names.
I don’t care, though. I deserve to be punished. I’ve been a bad girl.
You see, I made this bread. This crazy, outrageous, ridiculous bread stuffed with cheese and bacon and chives and one of those delicious little packets of ranch dressing mix and now I can’t stop eating it, talking about it, or dreaming about it.
I’m sorry. I can’t help myself.
In fact, let’s all just blame Jessica for this. She started it with her stupid Cheesy Puff bread. How dare she? Doesn’t she know how dangerous cheesy bread is? I just, you know, took the idea and added bacon and ranch. I really don’t think I should be held accountable for completely trashing your diets and ruining all other breads for you.
Trust me when I tell you that this bread is addicting. It’s entirely possible that I ate half of the loaf myself and then took to slapping hands anytime someone else came near it. There’s no video evidence or anything, though, so I admit to nothing.
Cheesy Bacon Ranch Pull Apart Bread
Ingredients
- 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup whole wheat flour
- 1 tablespoon sugar
- 2 1/4 teaspoons instant yeast
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 packet dry ranch dressing or dip mix
- 4 slices bacon cooked and crumbled
- 1/4 cup chopped chives
- 1/3 cup milk whole or 2%
- 1/4 cup butter
- 1/4 cup water
- 2 eggs
- 12 ounces freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese
Instructions
- In the bowl of your stand mixer fitted with a dough hook mix together 1 cup of the all-purpose flour and all of the whole wheat flour with the sugar, yeast, salt, chives, bacon, and ranch dressing.
- In a small saucepan over low heat, heat the milk and butter until the butter is melted. Set aside for 1 minute and then add the water to the milk/butter mixture.
- Add the milk mixture to the flour and stir to combine. Add eggs one at a time, mixing until each is well combined. This will take a few minutes.
- Add in the grated cheddar cheese and mix well. Add the remaining flour and knead until the flour is well incorporated. The dough will be quite sticky, but resist adding more flour.
- Transfer dough to an oiled bowl and let rise, covered, for one hour.
- Punch down the dough. Lightly flour your workspace and roll the dough out into a large rectangle about 12 x 15 inches.
- Use a pizza cutter to slice the dough from top to bottom in 6 strips. Stack the strips on top of each other and then cut them all again into 6 squares.
- Butter and flour a 9x5 loaf pan. Layer the squares into the pan cut side down - the squares should be standing up, not laying down flat. It will appear as though your dough is too small for your pan, but when it rises it will fill it up. Cover the dough with a towel and let rise for one hour.
- Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Bake for 30-35 minutes or until the top is golden brown.
Nutrition Information:
adapted from How Sweet Eats
Ivan says
Is the title of the blog “pun intended”?
Kat F says
I just made this this past weekend and I have to say it was pretty dense…like…very. I did it exactly according to instructions and didn’t start my yeast in warm water against my better judgement. I just threw it in w/my dry ingredients. I think for next time, I’ll start it first and add it in with my wet ingredients at the end. Flavors were great. I may even increase the amount of bacon next time and keep the ranch to half a packet so I can taste more of the cheese. Thanks for a great recipe that I’ll definitely make again.
Karly says
Sorry you had problems with it! Definitely give it another shot though, and let me know how it goes adding the yeast to the wet ingredients. I didn’t have any problems with it being dense, but maybe that’s your culprit! ๐
Blanca says
If you love sweets here’s ‘Cinnamon Sugar Pull Apart Bread’… I made it last week and it was delish!
http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2011/03/cinnamon-sugar-pull-apart-bread/
Erin @ Dinners, Dishes and Desserts says
This bread looks perfectly amazing! All great flavors in a yummy pull apart bread! Genius!
Amy says
Hi Karly ( sorry I called you Kathy before ), I want to ask if this recipe can be used in bread machine. put all ingredients in and let it rise and bake? It won’t be pull apart bread, just a regular looking loaf of bread. You think this would work? please advise. thanks.
Amy says
Hi Kathy, I want to ask if this recipe can be used in bread machine. put all ingredients in and let it rise and bake? It won’t be pull apart bread, just a regular looking loaf of bread. You think this would work? please advise. thanks.
Stephanie says
Can someone e-mail me some tips on how to make just the ranch pull apart bread? Could i just leave out the cheese bacon portion or is the recipe too big for just the ranch part. Greatly appreciated. (teddybearlluver@yahoo.com)
zoom yummy says
Hi Karly!
Love your site, your passion for food, and most of all, your passion for photography.
Oh, and this pull-apart bread looks just amazing!
๐ Petra
Michelle says
Holy heck, this looks de-li-cious!!!!!
grace says
i love all the variations people are doing with that bread. this is a unique one, karly, and a stellar one, at that!
Jaquelyn@chasin chuleta says
This reminds me of a mix between challah bread and red lobsters cheddar biscuits, which both I am addicted to! This bread looks absolutely yummy though! I cant wait to try to make it!
Farrah@Farrah's Kitchen says
My husband will flip over this. I just hope he doesn’t try to eat the whole loaf by himself without sharing!
This is a man’s dessert! (esp those that don’t eat it)
what katie's baking says
i’ve been on the hunt for a savory version of this bread! this is perfecT!!
BubbleCrumb.com says
OH my!! Must try this!!
Barbara says
Yep, you’re right. I do hate you for this. OMG. And I’ve already copied it. ๐